Courage as a core value in WordPress & tech

It’s hard to get very far in business if people don’t believe what you’re saying. And it’s hard to get people to pay attention or think you have anything useful to offer when you’re 20. Or have anything useful to offer. I’d hide my age for a long time. I’d pretend I was older or […]

How do you resist feeling the pain of your dad?

gift for girlfriend blog post

I woke up at 4:30 am – super tired, many meetings, I have a headache. After talking with my gf I told her I was going to bed and I knew she was flying back to our city tonight. So I came up with an adorable little thing I wanted to surprise her at the […]

New answering machine

New Voicemail 2024

New answering machine songWhat’s upI’m out – Leave a messageCause I might call you backNot around leave a messageI’ll hit you up laterAnd if not, leave a messageI know you wanna talkAnd I’m out leave a message If you’re Not in my booksThen you hit the wrong extensionI can forward youRecord you to myVoicemail leave […]

Shitty WordPress rap draft

WordPress rap Featured image

WordPress WordPress Yeah, you’re admin’s a mess So much plugins So much spam  Slam your head on your desk underestimate Importance Of security checks To much emails On your list  And now you’re  Taking on stress Rushing campaigns Taking airplanes All over the world To every wordcamp  I can’t stand when You’re clutching your pearls  […]

I’m sorry, I’m not going to be able to be healthy committing fully to this.

Self image blog post

Hilton was charismatic, interesting, funny, and beautiful. I loved her. But for some reason my relationship with her tore me apart on the inside. What are the consequences of dating a narcissist  “ Dating a narcissist can have several negative consequences on various aspects of your life. Here are some common issues that might arise: […]

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